Saturday, March 1, 2008

Quick Kwame Hits......

Good Morning Live from Louis Armstrong Airport 7am in the mornin'........ (last time I take a flight this early but at least they have free wi-fi!).....



Quick Thoughts...





Folks from around the country start off conversations with me in this vain,



"So...what's up with your boy Kwame???"...(Then laughter ensues....)



Damn, we are the laughing stock of the country if not the world. But I have to admit..it is an engaging an salacious story....



Trying to keep track of what's happening back home the City Council has discovered that they can't remove the Mayor unless he's been found guilty via the court system. But a little known law allows them to take the case to the Governor for removal. I'm curious to see if she has the balls....er' bra strap to follow through. She's a lame duck Governor so what the hell....I'll have to change my poll though to make her an option.....



The deposition so far is a hoot. I'm up to page 100 (with 95+ to go) and the City Attorneys must have already objected a thousand times. The cover up was extensive and in any other city the Mayor would have already been thrown out prior to the records being released. Our city is so tolerable of B.S. but for once I'm glad that the forces to be aren't standing for it.



Got groped by a Baton Rouge honey...That was interesting! Vegas ain't got nothing on New Orleans. Bourbon Street is off the hizzy. My favorite sign...."Bottomless and Topless with Lap Dances...If nudity offends you - please don't enter...." Well alrighty then!!!!!


Gotta catch a flight.....



KE

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah - the deposition is a great read. Fink really raked Ellen "Giggles" Ha over the coals. Glad to see Sharon McFailure think she is still a real lawyer by asking some lame questions, but the questions were WEAK babe. I suspect this is why Snead is divorcing you, but I digress.

It is apparent that the city of detroit DOES NOT hire the best and the brightest lawyers. They were dumb enough to permit Fink to ask questions about the "facilitation" (wink wink) and then complained when the cat was out of the proverbial bag. Oooops.

I think a lot of the lawyers on the city's side are going to get their tickets yanked not suspended. You have obstruction,conspiracy, fraud, breach of fiduciary duty, being fat and stupid (you Valerie Colbert), old and a waste of oxygen (yeah, you Sharon), and well, just being an un-hot Oriental babe who can't run in heels (I, mean Asian (read the Deposition and you'll get the joke)) - that's you Ellen. True, your husband is a doctor and all, but I don't think that is enough to save you, now is it?

How do we get around this? Roll on Kwame. Tell the truth. Call Worthy and ask her to bring her tape recorder and stenographer. Tell everything. Bring the extra copies of Kwame's missives you have been saving for moments just like this (you know you did). Time to play Let's Cut a Deal. Otherwise, all 3 of your are looking at potential jail time. Yes, Sharon. THis includes you. Your "friends" at the National Bar Association can't save you. Actually, I am wrong. They DON"T WANT TO SAVE YOU. THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

The tribe has spoken.

Oh and Chief Bully-Cummings. Since you are an attorney and all as well, you may want to dig out Gary Brown's file on Tamara Green you removed from his office when Beatty "unpromoted" him. (You do recall that class in law school dealing with evidence tampering, right?) Otherwise, I think there are some ladies on cellblock C that may want to teach you a new game called Lick the Kitty. hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Detroit is the laughing stock of the country........period!

Anonymous said...

Detroit not only is the laughing stock of the country but add the City Council to the list. The taxpayers of Detroit are being taken for the biggest ride of their lives by these elected officials and it is all at their own expense..... Maybe the Mayor should actually raise the hamburger tax issue again to help defray the costs of this criminal mess, again at the taxpayers expense!